Essentials: Fear of Toddler Unisex t-shirt ^Sale

Introducing Essentials: Fear of Toddler, the collection for every parent who knows that when a toddler enters the room, chaos is about to follow. Inspired by the high-end aesthetic of "Fear of God Essentials" and blending it with the unpredictable, wild energy of toddler life, this line is all about embracing the beautiful madness of raising little ones. 💥🍼
For those who’ve experienced the terror of a sudden tantrum in the grocery aisle 😨 or the sheer panic of a quiet toddler (because silence usually means trouble 😬), this collection captures the raw power toddlers wield in our everyday lives. Think high-fashion meets high-chaos, where every outfit is a statement: "I’m cute, but I’m in charge." 👑
With sleek, minimalist designs that scream cool, these pieces are perfect for the stylish parent who understands the delicate balance of love, fear, and survival when it comes to raising a toddler. Whether they’re demanding extra screen time 📱, refusing their veggies 🥕, or giving you that mischievous look, your little one’s unpredictable nature deserves a wardrobe to match.
Essentials: Fear of Toddler is for the tiny bosses who call the shots, for the parents who’ve mastered the art of negotiation, and for everyone who knows that toddlerhood is the real test of endurance. 💪✨


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!